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Hey, what is happening? What up, its ye boy! PEWDIEPIE!
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Big announcement, big announcement, (clapping and exultancy)! Let's get some excitement everyone. Got a big announcement!
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I'm going Family-Friendly now (Totally!)
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So no more swearing.
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No more sexual jokes.
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And definitely not any hitler jokes, okay?
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*Video Going Out Of Contrast*
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None of that! *weird screams* I wish I was joking.. I'm not *laughs* -_-
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It seems that youtube has made some changes about a third of my videos got de-monetized Gonna have to you know
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Family-Friendly from now on, so I don't go homeless. Okay? I love money too much
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I love money too much, okay. No more swearing
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Family-Friendly Felix (FFF) as I like to call myself
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Felix the family that's right from now on we're not calling it Bros. We're calling it
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Familyyyyy! what's that? Did I make less money yesterday than I did in
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2013? Rucka Rucka Ali did a really good song I can't show it because this video will get de-monetized
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But link is in the description. I think you'll enjoy it. It's a legit
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Good song would love to show it, but I caaaan't. Public service announcements, okay. They're made to protect
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public service announcements
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They're made to make families happy and that's what we do on Family Friendly Felix channel. My family
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how you doin? my family? handshake
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Handshakes as we do in the.. pleased to meet.. we don't do Brofist anymore. We're doing handshakes
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So we're going to go through some public service announcements for family friendliness
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To protect the family hopefully we can learn something and become more family friendly this one is from America
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it's called don't put it in your mouth
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Family Friendly *sarcastic claps*, it's Family Friendly
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It's seriously bad, okay. Let's say let's see what it says
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Why do you think your mommy or daddy are always telling you don't put that in your mouth? cuz you're a wh**e damn it!!
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Only Friendly and Felix.. okay here. We go.
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Why are we on television anyway?
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Why do you look like you're about to murder me? Both of you, if I saw you two in an alleyway
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I would.. I would scream
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I would scream and I would run for my life.. to tell a little story about why you shouldn't put things into your mouth when
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You don't know what they are
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Impeccable.. about why you shouldn't put things into your mouth *ma name is Jeff*
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and why you should never take anything a stranger tries to give
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Why Not ? *Stupidly*
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Never listen to anyone that doesn't blink. Rule number one for Family-Friendly Felix tips
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if you don't blink, if they don't blink (he said bling, no?)
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You're going to have a problem all right?
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Have you ever made anyone that talks to you like this you may want to run run and hide call aahh *Eyes Dries Out*?
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It's somebody else's medicine some bad food or some poison you could get very sick.
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*Alienatic Expression* I wanna be sick ..
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kids want to get sick okay when I was a kid. I wanted to get sick [alright]
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If my sister was was sick. I would go to her room play video games in there. I'm sick
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I get sick from her and then I get [to] stay home in school from school and play video games
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You can't say I don't want to get sick and thinks kids will understand ok I love you
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Can I eat the guitar? No!
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My God *Face Palms* oh my God *Head Ache Expression*
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This is worse than I thought okay well
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*Disappointed In Humanity* *Thinking of Non Curse Word*
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She's clearly not paying attention, but you can help me sing a song about eating things that don't belong inside you. Okay.
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I wasn't really hungry anyway. Oh, wait. Maybe a little bit. Okay everybody
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So cringy, it's just so cringy. If you see something that you want to eat, before you do anything
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Remember this song: Don't you put it in your mouth. Don't you put it in your mouth.*Spits Piss* Don't you stuff it in your face.
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Don't stuff it in your face.
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Tho it might look good to eat.
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Tho it might look good to eat.
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And it might look good to taste
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And it might look good to taste *Stupidly Repeating*
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*CHORUS* You could get sick
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*Pewd Laughs* Yukk *Tongues Out*
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*Felix Questions His Life Decision-Face*
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Real ....... *Forgets Lyrics*
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Don't you put it in your mouth
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Tell That to Someone you love *Felix and Puppet with Same Face*
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Thats Right ! *Felix Talks Over (Okay)*
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if its okay to eat *Felix Expresses his Feeling*
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like a muffin or the bees,
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like a muffin or the bees ... *Interrupts* I know I was not supposed to eat it
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Remember Boys and girls... oh my God. There's more of them
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*CHORUS* Don't put it in your mouth.
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Hey, what am I doing? I don't even like beets *Fat AsS Beaties* then don't put it in your mouth. Bye
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Bye, everyone remember what you telling me not to eat healthy stuff now
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You're not supposed to eat beetroots
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They're good for you.*Makes Urine Red* They're good for what what is that bad?
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Boys and girls never take anything from a stranger and don't put brings in your mouth when you don't know what they are or listen
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to crack cocaine addict [lions] I
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Always ask someone you love before you put anything in your mouth. Hey, Satan should I?
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Half of people who try cigarettes in college still smoke four years later
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What's up guys? Hey, come on the cig?
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You're a smoker. Oh, I never even bought my own pack
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*Ainsley Where are You ?*
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*Just a Sign is Enough*
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My God, why why does this exist? Why would you do that? Why would you do that?
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Why why would you do that?
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*Question Train Ends*
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Never even bought my own pack dude
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I I gotta save I mean those are some d*ck pucking lips like Jesus Christ
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I can't make that joke sorry those are some lovemaking lips those are some lovemaking lips. I got hailie
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Hi, Lisa up on Saturday. So doesn't even count
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No, why did you say yesterday? No?
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You're better than that
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I'm not a smoker smoker. I'm gonna do yoga tomorrow
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I didn't it didn't it doesn't stop. It keeps [Processing] keeps go and the memes are
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This is cringier than my content I and that's the first
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It tastes like tropical kumquat so [can't] [be] bad for me
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Now I just feel like smoking okay. I don't even smoke and I just definitely oh
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*Vapes Extremely* Trying To suck all the air on earth. *VAPE NATION*
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Ok let's move on before. I said everyone start smoking okay. It's the only way to do it. Oh God. It's one about time
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Why is it? So happy now pinback here? He is and listen because I'm going to tell you a story okay all about the railways
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Did you know forget around midday over?
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18,000 trains use our Railway system amazing is it?
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No, I am amazed. I do a great deal of rushing around the country from place to place
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And [I] can't think of a nicer more comfortable way of doing that then in a really good train
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*Sucks in the Lies he just spit out*
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Yeah, the hell was that
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But what the hell is that? What is that look?
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This guy is in love with trains. I think my story really is about something else
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I knew it your love for trains or rather someone else a lad called robbie (Who robs People). Oh my God a lad call Robbie
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It legit looks like me when I ok
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Equally keep it as well robbie. I already hate you tonight at this point
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I just want Robbie to get hit by train to be honest
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What what is happening? They asked me to bring these bags? Oh he won't be wearing those oh
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(Fate Robs Robbie's Legs From Him)
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No its new sad. Oh my God what?
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Robbie still keeps his boots. God nobody knows why not even robbie
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After all they'll never be any use
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Robbie bless Em Chances are he'll spend the rest of his life in his?
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Wheelchair oh my God. Oh my God, okay? Well. I mean, it's a good message. I understand it the problem
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There's so many railroads and people aren't careful and trains come a lot quicker than you think
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And you don't really hear them as well, so I understand the danger, but dislike was this the best way to telling I
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But it's the best scream. I ever heard done in a really good trade
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Oh my God. He's Gonna get electrified
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He's gonna get like to fight dude. Don't go up there you got it up ah ah?
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(Jimmy/Timmy Goes All Shimmy Shimmy)
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Why is [it] funny? It's not fun. There's nothing funny about it, but it's also hilarious
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Timmy,Timmy! Well you shouldn't have told him to get the fridge speak
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Family-Friendly Felix well
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I hope you enjoyed it's been my pleasure for you to all bring as always family friendly content here on Family Friendly Felix
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channel remember to do would leave a like and ehmmmmmmm.......
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