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Hey! how's it going bros? Mah name um-Jef-ah-PewDiePie
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good meme (jazz hands) I've had some so many
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fucking tech difficulties today its like
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a twentieth time I try to fucking do
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this video I'm really fucking excited to
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play the new Rick and Morty game I don't know why
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I bother doing an intro because most
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likely it's just not going to fucking
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work. Is it working? ok, I think it's
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working you see what I'm talking about
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the green screen is gonna look shit I'm
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sure the audio is going to be shit but
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alright let's give it a go. Whoa! holy
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crap Rick yeah you made a Morty clone
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Rick oh my god I'm taller than you.. I had to re-arrange the entire
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garage to do I said we're dumb I need
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you to take this laundry and put it as a
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machine.. I can drink bleach! XD
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instructions oh there's a priori port on
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the yeah the trinary coordinator Oh
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finally oh shit I shouldn't have done
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that my bad let's have some.. more crazy
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okay we need to put the laundry got it
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yeah Wow Rick he's a regular old Morty
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clone okay good so down into four tigre
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WELCOME WELCUM I mean it's pretty much just a
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useless pile of floating down.. NO NO!! haha.. wtf
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omg this is so cool.. not available so you
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can me the double secretary what the
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fuck.. we weren't actually expect you to
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be dead so soon so if you don't want to
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be dead you can just press that button
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I can be not.. okay I'm back!! over here
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Morty clone listen had to bring you back
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for some really important stuff that I
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can't get into right now because me and
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more do you have to go stuff's going at
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it hey fuckers out but in every so cool
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all right listen I made a teleport
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system for you all you have to do is you
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know look in the direction you want to
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go in the room and then click the
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trackpad button under your thumb just
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just push the button down and you can
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tell afford to any part of the room oh
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shit whoa one last thing we're kun
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there's a lot over there in the shop I'm
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gonna need you to grab the watch and put
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it on your wrist cool can be able to
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call me using the watch it was very
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important all right Morty clone? What do
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you say? -_- this is so cool it feels like a
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job simulator I think it's the same
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developers.. in defeating rigorously safety
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in defeating rigorously safety *pew pew pew
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oh I might cuz it if I think this is
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there was it thing shit shit shit some
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alcohol how drunk can you get in this
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game yes yes yeah this fucking thing oh
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oh this is the gayest thing I've ever
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done oh my yes yes yes oh wow shut up
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now why not what's the worst thing that
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can happen hey I'm King Marty that's
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right when I look at a fucking
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sledgehammer whoa I don't think I was
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supposed to do that why is it so fucking
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phone in to fuck around rather watch ok
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oh good you found the watch you're not
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dumb is like nah this is so cool I'll be
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back once you get the lay of the land so
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what am I supposed to do yes what is
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this mr. makes me look yeah well what
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the fuck is me I find the music that you
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can't leave the garage they should mimic
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every action you do except for
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teleporting of course i'm going to call
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where I can teleport a bunch of them
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more i miss anemic wait he can get it
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with you can have your matter in turn
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their matter in the driveway the meeting
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clock a green and blue boxes a shelter
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let's help me out even an idiot
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configure that's going out yeah what the
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fuck is that re for Rick ok so I can't
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go there but I can get the me 6 to get
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it for me oh that's cool shit am I gonna
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throw it to myself this is so fucking
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weird catch ah what is it touch oh my
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god I think I did something bad
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incorrectly you like that whoa it's
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posted a sticky oh oh oh no oh I broke
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it oh look great they don't make them
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like they used to probably a good idea
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not to order these off of Lords list I'm
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going to be he'd order me another one of
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these things clone Morty head over the
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my workbench and I'll activate my
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computer remotely using my remote device
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why is this so hard to just fuck around
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what is it let me off this is his mouse
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pad ah ok we need to order what the fuck
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is this porn now I don't want to get a
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goddamn spam everywhere goddamn porn all
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I can't be good consult the
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troubleshooting guide repair my porn
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infested computer great how do I do that
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great way to go Colin warned you broke
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my computer you really have a delicate
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touch we need a new fuse it's probably
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down here be careful cologne morning
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there's a monster down there not really
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dangerous international hahaha i guess
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the fuse from this thing okay
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look at that the cons first portal don't
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be afraid just walk through it this is
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so fucking cool whoa bring significant
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from up here what about your you're
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pretty insignificant in you shut up but
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this is so cool Jesus Christ I don't
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know what to say I'm speechless this
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game is so close no battery charge
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batter needs to charge fuck everything
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is just fucking broken
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uh my microbrews machine clone morning
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what the car to happen what is happening
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what do I do oh my god wait i shrank I
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what is happening sure sure sure what
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that spot i'm charging it I got it yeah
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yeah okay we got the battery now let's
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go through the fucking Florida no wait
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you don't need the part oh yeah we do
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need the farm fuck how do i get the
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portal again right here portal wall
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got it portal battery open few i'll save
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that one for later stains appears not a
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problem and then last but least we need
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a new ram a new ram everyone hey you
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gotta ran down there he wants food give
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me a metal apple and a carrot hammer
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what the actual fuck are you smoking ok
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I think I saw him there's a hammer good
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one break good one where is the carrots
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do we have carrots everyone nope that's
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not it maybe in the fridge hell yeah ok
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I would eat it better alright wants a
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metal Apple as well not a problem sir
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not a problem now let's just find some
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scrap metal castle this game is so
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fucking dumb I love it screwed right I
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mean whatever it comes with me this is
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my black hole cool here you go buddy yay
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oh fuck ok all right we got the van done
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yeah boy Oh gonna do nice job cold
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morning try ordering that device now it
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will teleport it over by the laundry
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machine once you order it oh yeah that's
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can also be a good place to order things
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you need Oh amazon guys norfolk on Rick
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chart shows to Jerry Smith oh shit it
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there yeah Oh what thank God you got the
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part okay took you long enough oh the
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part you're holding is of critical
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importance you're going to use it to
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retrieve an extremely powerful item it's
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not going to be easy it's going to be
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one of the hardest things I've ever done
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and be very confusing it's going to be
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very difficult it's going to be really
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challenging this shit is about to get
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kicked up like 100 notches and when
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you're ready for the part of your life
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give me a call back on the florists
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comment that I made by today okay we got
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to gear up mr. horse I want that
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painting so bad it's fucking amazing
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alright sounds like we're gonna have to
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gear up properly I'm gonna have to make
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the most deadliest weapon of all time
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cucumber hammer I'm ready well that's
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all the time you needed to prepare for
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your impending them for you in the
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portal just correct a new location with
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the arrows on the portal ball ever and
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then show once you collected it pull the
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lever and a portal will open up
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automatically for you you're gonna want
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to grab the device you but on the
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internet you can want to bring that with
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you okay ready okay here we go oh where
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the fuck am I oh this one is very
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challenging part of the team attach the
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device to the bottom of the plunger
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bottom of the one over and I'm so cool
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why am I doing this Gary if the toilet
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doesn't flush stop crying great the fuck
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is it like maximum better I really do it
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you know your Christmas shit hahaha oh
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my god they brush my teeth
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I don't know why I tried this obviously
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it's not interesting okay snail day now
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what way to go look it up for you Nick
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goes in the bank you know I mean at the
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plunger weird up under you can we go
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there we go what's the fuck is Rick game
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like toilets broken right you can work
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again open the toilet tank make sure
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there's liquid in the time okay well
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there's the wine is how rich people and
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have the bathroom the fuck is it what is
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this good job Lori I told Lori you know
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to use the bathtub to deposit that thing
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but sit on the toilet then we have to
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grab it now we have it rabbit and head
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back to the portal are you fucking
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kidding me this is what I came for
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I'm collecting shit that's what a fuck
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where do you come on Morty you're
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finally back from your little bathroom
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adventure listen I mean operating the
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car for a very important outing whoa get
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into right now anyways I'm going to need
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you to plug the seed into that seed
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shaped hole in the engine area okay oh
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there haha mega seed artificial
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intelligence microprocessor fucking
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we're good we're gonna need some help
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upgrading this car since you can't talk
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go ahead and call me on your watch thing
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you know the thing on your wrist about
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oh okay all right you're ready to go huh
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all right I'm gonna need your help to
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upgrade the rest of the car hey Rick
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how's the clone suppose to know how to
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fix the car you know I mean it's just a
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dumb clone one of the instructions are
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simple Yeah right Rick I think you
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couldn't figure it out shut up Morty all
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right we got this fucking thing whatever
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it does contains engine to repair manual
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otherwise what do I do with it
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what that fuck is it so weird oops why
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do I feel like I'm not fucking bitch I
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don't think this calls gonna be able to
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figure it out I mean this is a really
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complicated one it's very simple that
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videos read the instructions they'd
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figure it out yeah you know but I don't
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know man I don't I mean we could be here
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for a while you know what it is easy
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even you could figure it out Rick I'll
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figure something out I figured up you're
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an asshole right Morty just quit quit
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quit bitching it out for fuck sake
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that's the way everywhere that's an
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upgrade huh what do you call that
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fuckery incorrect combination please try
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a little harder that's an upgrade ha ha
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ha ha what the fuck all right I can do
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this if it's this one it doesn't fucking
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work unless there's no red ok which one
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it's not it's a this one then there has
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to be two red which it can't be because
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it can have one link with no duplicate
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more than one so it can't be this one
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if it's this one same thing
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I think I'm missing one way I think I
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got it oh my god yeah interconnect why
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did I take me so fucking long oh my god
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I'm a fucking idiot what now what now
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not more please got another fucking
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battery well I guess it's time to do
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but there's more of them now like a
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weird Simon Says game it's kind of fun
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box fuck the distress in the ass fuck
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fuck shut up you're kidding me no I was
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really fucking gun okay you got your new
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battery fully charged to microbrews yes
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all connected I hoped I came from a
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conflict-free micro no Dark Matter tank
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where the fuck did I get that hey you
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ducked it a morning catch hahaha is that
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a Pepsi it's a black fish I love
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laughing where'd you go I am the car I
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made a mixtape to what your mixtape
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stuff mine is better okay that's why my
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teeth has no music on it great catch a
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are more personal for you I think I just
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blew it up I gotta throw it haha stupid
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we're gonna have to get a mr. music
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throw it over there oh we're gonna have
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to give it to myself oh oh this is so
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cool oh my god are you serious come on
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mr. meeseeks little further now oh I'm
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starting really close to the life that's
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it no fuck you're useless I almost just
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fucking died okay it's not funny almost
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yes yes is it go it in I can't tell is
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it go yes all right morning summer it
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looks like the car is ready to go so
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let's get rolling the gets hit to do
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Michael Murray he just rolled today so
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kudos to you it would just take some
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time to relax but you can it's a
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dangerous thing yeah damn it see my
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fucking head Jesus Christ all right
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really cool game I really enjoy it but
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fucking in smash that like button and
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I'll see you bros in the next video
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thank you so much for watching *BROFIST*
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