TRANSCRIPT VIDEO - TOP 10 REASONS TO FLY UNITED!
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Don't you just love flying?
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It's the most amazing experience,
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who would have thought that would even be possible
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such a wonderful experience that how could it,
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possibly go wrong. *man screaming*
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Ohhhh We've just recovered
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from the Pepsi memes now for you guys
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who don't know I'm sure a lot of you
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know already there's been this video of
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a man being dragged off the airplane
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let's let's have a little watch in case
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you haven't seen it.
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the way he's so fucking happy that he
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got to keep his seat you know that haze
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like ye I got to keep my seat motherfuck
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I don't give a shit 😏 Man yes look I live
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literally dragging him out of his seat
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and I know what you thinkin what did he
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do did he offend the crew maybe the
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passengers maybe he said something
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really mean what's happening here is
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absolutely horrible I can't believe it's
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happening it's this so bizarre okay let
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me give a little bit a better context
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here so basically what happens in a lot
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of airlines in America especially as I
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understand is that they over booked the
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flights because a ton of people that
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book the flight don't actually show up
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so a way for companies Airlines to make
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even more money on seats for people that
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don't show up is to sell more tickets
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then it exists on the airplane yeah yeah
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blunders that's a good idea that's a
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good idea everyone shows up at the
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flight it does happen and that way
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clearly they can't fly the plane you
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know with people sitting on the floor so
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they have to accommodate these
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passengers and by dragging them the fuck
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out of the airplane not it's nothing
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funny but I'm not laughing at him I'm
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laughing at how bizarre the situation is
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don't get me wrong what's happening in
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here is horrible but that wasn't what
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happened the reason why they dragged
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this guy off the plane was because
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United wanted to move some of their crew
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some of their employees to another city
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so they didn't over booked it they just
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wanted to move their people so they're
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like well we're going to throw away the
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people that paid for their cuz they're
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kicking your app so what happened was
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they said does anyone want to make a
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four hundred dollars voila we'll fly you
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in tomorrow at 2pm no one absolutely no
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one takes that offer because who the
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fuck wants to stay and I in another city
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until 2pm so then they selected some
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people at random and they don't select
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the first class by the way they select
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whoever paid the lowest first four
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people were selected and this man did
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refused to leave his spot for the United
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crew members and this is what happened
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if that was so confused about it first
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I'm like how can you throw away someone
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on the plane if he's already entered
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like why was he allowed to enter if he
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is not allowed to enter I'm so good
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apparently they fucking let him back in
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again they dragged him out and then he
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comes running back home where did all
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that blood come from that wasn't there
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before what did they do to him first of
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all the flight was from Chicago to
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Louisville I looked that up on google
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maps it's a very short flight it's like
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an hour long it costs 174 pounds but
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they offered 400 pounds for for people
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to exit why didn't they just booked them
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on a flight if you need your people to
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go so badly it will be cheaper this whole
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thing could have been avoided as
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horrible as this event is the memes as
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always are delicious you know we were
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blessed with Pepsi but United thank you
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when we say there won't be a problem
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we say you fly you fly it's not stuff
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give us the problem and will drag your
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ass off the plane this will be through
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so badly you'll be using your own space
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as a flotation device united airlines I
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love it so much it's always great just
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paying for expensive plane tickets to
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then just get dragged the fuck a snake
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get to stay on my aircraft
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I guess I guess they got their employee
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training video from the dark knight the
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thing that bothers me the most about the
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situation is something I'm thinking
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constantly about is if only if only that
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man had a Pepsi this whole thing could
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have been resolved instantly there would
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not have been a problem if he just said
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excuse me sir I would really like to
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keep my seat they say no he's like well
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can I interest you in this Pepsi oh my
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god so the memes on Twitter are
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absolutely amazing here we see the
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exchange that went down with Kylie
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Jenner amazing no no united if we cannot
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beat our competitors we beat our
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customers board as a doctor leave as a
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pic will seat you then we'll beat you
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this is some great PR this is some
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excellent Pierre I do have a feeling
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that United it's not going to face this
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problem any longer enough that I have a
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feeling there's not going to be too many
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over bookings any longer luckily oh I
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love this one though our prices are
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unbeatable we can't say the same for our
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passengers Pepsi we made the biggest PR
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blunder of any major company this year
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United hold my beer I got this now the
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thing is the CEO of United made a
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statement it reads like this I've just
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seen the video from flight 3 4 11 and
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like you all I am shocked I have
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immediately cleared my calendar of any
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other commitment and I'm going to our
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company's facilities at O'Hare to
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conduct a personal inquiry no no oh
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sorry that wasn't it he made a
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completely different statement basically
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the equivalent of a youtuber apology
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trust me I know basically saying well
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I'm sorry it's your fault the CEO of
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United god bless you
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amazing he basically said I am quoting
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directly I apologize for having to react
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AMA date these customers there was also
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a leaked email coming from the CEO of
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United basically showing the no sign of
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remorse or empathy for the situation our
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employees followed established
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procedures that we studied from the Dark
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Knight from the from the dark knight
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movie by aircraft United CEO got his
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start at Pepsi he came from pepsi our
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Lord and Savior United treating our
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customers in each other with respect and
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dignity is that the core of who we are
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why don't you ask this guy and what he
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thinks about that statement airlines are
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all fucked ok some of them are just more
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fucked than others clearly United is now
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part of that list I think everyone who's
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flown somewhat frequently has had a bad
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experience flying I've had a similar
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experience like this no no I didn't get
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beaten ok so can't be the wrong way but
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I had a connecting flight once the
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flight was delayed but I I made it to
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the terminal in time before they even
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started boarding the plane but they
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refused to let me on the flight because
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they thought since the plane was late
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that I wouldn't make it so they had
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without telling me or without doing
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anything they just booked me on another
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flight and so seeing everyone just get
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on the plane well I'm just like why
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aren't you letting me on the plane
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there's one of the most frustrating
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things I ever had to deal with it was
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when I was going to visit marzia one of
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the first times we dated and I was just
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so annoyed that I wouldn't make it to
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her in time it's such a horrible thing I
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understand this guy refusing to leave he
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paid for the ticket he bought the ticket
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you can't sell someone something that
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you don't have that's fraud if you ask
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me what United did is fraud I hope this
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guy gets reimbursed for what happened
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and now I'm not talking four hundred
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dollars in in money that most likely you
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have to spend at the airport or in new
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plane tickets all right that was this
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let me know if you enjoyed leave a like
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if you did I'll see you tomorrow with
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another one stay awesome press enough is
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enough I have had it with these
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motherfucking doctors on this
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motherfucking play everybody strapped in
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about the open fucking window don't fly
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Chicago's hometown airline come fly the
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