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It's your friendly neighborhood, PewDiePie here
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I- I put it here now so that you know
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I'm doing the sound effects all right
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If you hear like a cool sound effect
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Maybe not that one but like, uh
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(this is my vegetarian BODY)
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you know I'm the one doing that shit I control it all
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alright stepping it up in 2017
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family-friendly Ferix here how you doing (pretty fucking scared from you)
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today we're going to learn more about
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just about anything you can always
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expand your mind get more knowledge(old memes)
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today we got to look at developing psychic powers
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(knowledge meme and a sound effect that idfk) and ear rape
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that's right i just made you like the video(did you mean dislike?)
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I watched this instructional video
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and that's how I learned
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and i'm willing to share
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this is an instrument. Play music by
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-o'rily? this is an instrument. Play music by
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this is an instrument. Play music by
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itself with practice and training by someone(do we car about music show us the psychic powers i need them)
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beautiful music can be heard
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Hey I can- Hey, this one can play music by itself
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(Hatsune Miku - Vegetable Juice Popipo)
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without practice and training
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you can only produce sounds
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the same is true for your other natural talents
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like running, nurturing and using your psychic abilities
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like a running nurturing and(is this the kazoo kid video ?)
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using your psychic ABILITIES
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It's just like running
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So basic part of you
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-basic So basic part of you
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they're already within you
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-basic they're already within you
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they're as natural to you as breathing
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-natural they're as natural to you as breathing
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with practice and training you can also develop
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your own special psychic talents to bring
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harmony ,beauty ,and success into your life
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Well you got none of those
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just like a coach or music teacher or
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guide I'll help you discover your own
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natural psychic talents and use them
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-can't wait natural psychic talents and use them
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natural psychic talents and use them
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you use these talents every day without
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even thinking, with practice you can
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develop and use them anytime and anywhere
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(Hey what's up you guys, it's Scarce here)
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stop appearing out of randOM places
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Hi there it's Pewdiepie (laughs)
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there are 8 different types of psychic abilities
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in fact you may be using one
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or many of your psychic abilities
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already in your life
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what the fuck is this bitch talking about? I mean-
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Wait, she knows? She knows about my psychic abilities? (Dramatic Music)
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Other psychic readers can als- can read other people's-
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that can feel other people's power. And my
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power- psychic- ability must be so strong
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that it intersects time from 1996 a VHS tape
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With repetition you'll just get better and you can
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practice these exercises every day in
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your daily life if you do not get
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results right away look and see where
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you block yourself where your defenses
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or fears are coming in be-
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Damn it, she knows about my blockage! (Dramatic Music)
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Because if you're blocking yourself with me
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on this video you're certainly using
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those same blocks in your life.
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I'm not blocking you. no no no I'm not blocking
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you and that is nothing to do with my
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life okay you do not look like my mother.
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You don't know me ;_;
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your abilities are already there
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the results will come
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this feels like such a fucking cult, doesn't it?
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you know talking all this mumbo jumbo
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you already have these powers
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There is several entities- -WOAH! Stop!
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In fact, once you practice them, you can do them
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without even thinking
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and nobody can tell you're doing them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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kind of like when you fart
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situate yourself so that your body's comfortable you can be
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-k situate yourself so that your body's comfortable you can be
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situate yourself so that your body's comfortable you can be
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sitting or reclining and place
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-ok sitting or reclining and place
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sitting or reclining and place
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your hands on an inanimate object
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anyone will do the size of a chair or couch or
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bed the telephone while you're talking
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the desk or table (inaudible)
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-You have to hold in an animate object the desk or table (inaudible)
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-You have to hold in an animate object The steering wheel of your car
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in that traffic jam and place your feet on
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the floor or the end of the couch or bed
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if you're lying down
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-yea, okay, and then? if you're lying down
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Just let any tensions you might feel move
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through your hands into
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the inanimate object, and through your feet into the floor
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-ok the inanimate object, and through your feet into the floor
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the inanimate object, and through your feet into the floor
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Just let it flow. You may feel a tingling or rush of energy.
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(Kreygasm) Just let it flow. You may feel a tingling or rush of energy.
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or you may feel nothing at all in your extremeties
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this is not a merger of your psychic
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abilities. We're not testing remember?!
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We are just exploring
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-Knowledge (Xmen Intro Music)
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-about you two, Control my mind (Xmen Intro Music)
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Incredible! (Xmen Intro Music)
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Power (Xmen Intro Music)
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AHH! (Xmen Intro Music)
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No, that didn't work. (._. )
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will never have psychic powers.
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But there's one thing, I struggled with, my
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I never been cool at parties
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and I bet, I'm not the only one, I bet you
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feel the same way. Well I found it I
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I found it tape from 1986 that will
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(laugh) I found it tape from 1986 that will
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that will definitely give us the right answer
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Well, already the intro is extremely cool
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I know I'll never be as cool as this
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Oh it's for chil... goddamnit
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Hey, you. You've gotta watch this
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Me? Hey, you. You've gotta watch this
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Hey, you. You've gotta watch this
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You won't believe your eyes. Ok, I'm gonna cut
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eh, all right You won't believe your eyes. Ok, I'm gonna cut
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You won't believe your eyes. Ok, I'm gonna cut
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this piece of string
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yeah this piece of string
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-okay all right, okay, we're gonna put it in my
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all right, okay, we're gonna put it in my
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-Alrigh- all right, okay, we're gonna put it in my
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-Okay all right, okay, we're gonna put it in my
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all right, okay, we're gonna put it in my
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hand, bring one end over here one
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-yea hand, bring one end over here one
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hand, bring one end over here one
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end over here. Tug on both ends of course
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and (pff) blow on it
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But it was never together
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-voila! But it was never together
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(playing his invisible 4-D drum set)
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Show off! Cool stunts, tricks and gags to amaze
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oh my god that's so cool how did they do
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this set is so fucking fresh dude
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They got a fucking cow couch with neon lights
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That coffee table is off the hook- wHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!
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as I was saying, this is show off. Show off is
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about how to be the life of the party.
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you are about to see some of the
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funniest, most startling, outrageous, and
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cool tricks you've ever seen!
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damn this dawg is cool man.
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And remember these three rules. Number one, be cool.
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-ok And remember these three rules. Number one, be cool.
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And remember these three rules. Number one, be cool.
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Number two, have fun!
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I don't- huh. It's not for me.
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Because if you're not having fun, how can you expect
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your friends to have a good time?
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And number three, have courage.
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Weirwood Washington would be if he hadn't had
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the courage to show off and throw that
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silver dollar across the river?
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Bitch you're in an instructional video, alright
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don't- don't get ahead of yourself boy.
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What would I be, if I did not have my
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incredible string trick?
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You need to set this part out before your friends come in.
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first to take the- ugh-
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(burb) first to take the- ugh-
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first to take the- ugh-
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Wait, he's gonna teach mE?!
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of the string, and pull the parts out and
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then you twist them like this to
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-I do then you twist them like this to
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then you twist them like this to
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make him look like ends
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now, take the actual e-
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-put them together so they look like they're
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now you're ready to amaze your
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You take your scissors..
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and you cut horizontally..
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(........................................)
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Tie on this.. and...!
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I grab the key to my daddeh's ride...
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i tOOK MY GIRL DOWN BY THE RIVER SIDE I'M GOING UP!
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upside down i'm going UP!
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upside down- DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, UPSIDE DOWN!
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(dude crashed the car) upside down- DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, UPSIDE DOWN!
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so strings is actually just made out of other strings.
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who'da thunk (english) it man
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We live in a crazy world-
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you see this shit? oh my god!
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Hey guys! Family-friendly Felix here got a magic
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trick for you all you need- I- I mean I have
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a string here and uh- as you can see it's
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just a string and then here we have the
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end of it...ugh...I'm going to cut it here and
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uh- I'm gonna cut it here!
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and then I'm going to grab it.
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And (rub my ass with it)you make sure you pull it and then.. uhh-
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(play minecarft)You say something.. uhh-(My Name jeff)
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something...ugh...TADAAHHH
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TA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :D(something coming from the sealing and saying 1 2 3 and starting the music)
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"ONE TWO THREE, I grab the key into my daddy's ride..."
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I grab the key to mah daddeh's ride! (hes gonna kick your ass for it)
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ehh..(are you having sex or dying ?)
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(wtf is he trying to do now)
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(is he trying to break his setup or having sex with it )
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um lets intrest the viewers besides what pewdiepie is dowing right now
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*laughs like a maniac*
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ehum! (MY NAME JEFFFF)
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(Your scaring the children Felix)
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(Airhorn Sound) Hey what's up huh? Its ya boi jacksep-
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*mlg horn * AYO WHATS UP ITS YOUR bOi, JACKSEP-UGH
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Hey what's up huh? Its ya boi jacksep-
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(Another Airhorn sound) EHH
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It's DJ KAAHN! (Who the fuck is that)
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ITS DJ KHA- AH leghajahfkjk
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How's it goi- (lmao he failed so bad looser)
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Hey how's it going it's your boy jackspeticeye
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it's your boy jacksepticeye
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imma kill myself *shoots and mlg horns*
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(hes dead play that music umm i forgot what the name of it umm) just play a sad music
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(Groping invisible girlfriend)
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It was me all along ( i tought it was the my name jeff guy
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IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG
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(Subtitler : I'm seriously done with adding this song's lyrics. -Limeloey) (Anothe Subtitler Named SuperSnowman3 : okay ill do it ) 1 2 3 i grabbed the key to my daddys car i took my girl down by the river side im going up (music) upside down im going up (music) upside down (Other other Subtitler Named Dan Esp: Just fuck already.)
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"I GRAB THE KEY INTO MY DADDY'S RIDE"
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"AND TOOK MY GIRL DOWN BY THE RIVER SIDE"
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"upside down..." *fades*
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Credits to the three Subtitlers (Limloey, SuperSnowman3, Dan Esp) My
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