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yeah boy yeah welcome to the very first
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stream hopefully working yeah is welcome
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softener sighs I don't we couldn't
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afford jacksepticeye so we have Brad
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here. I regret this...So much.
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I get to bridge in the British it's
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hundred percent British no one else does
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it cuz Marzia had never heard of a
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sausage roll ever but like everyone in
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this country knows or sausage roll is
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it's very like famous yeah and you
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didn't what just happened what the hell
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was that Thank You Hannah China fucking
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can you move on you can just see it
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looks disgusting all right ready I want
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you to it okay hmm okay ah it's even
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better with the sort of sexual / times
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and I do drone Wars robot war activate
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so what is framework because you ingrate
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this and didn't tell me I thank you like
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almost everything you do shut up please
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we have our droning they're gonna fight
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all right this is four point okay very
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serious how do we make them play that's
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a good question cuz we have here oh my
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gosh where we can modify we got spray
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paint we got I don't know how this will
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help fighting you know this might not be
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approved by twitch but we have weapons
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as well so that we can modify the most
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powerful unique most advanced technology
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known to man a plastic fork if you're
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gonna go right into them as I I'm gonna
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have a pilot come on yeah good luck with
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that you're gonna lose I always watch
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his twitch montages where people get
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like big donations and they like oh my
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what did you get that I've saved it huh
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what did you do I think I activated the
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new new activation you got a new shit
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alright Chad which one do you think is
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gonna win comment down below you place
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your bets Jeff Gould them or Channing
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Tatum oh oh yeah yeah Jeff wait wait
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don't know why is he doing that why is
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it doing that ah no don't snot to watch
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TV either that's too expensive
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orchestral hey mitch is something cheap
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a midget something cheap hahaha anything
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with the camera Jim yeah yeah that's
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right boy fuck you get gold one I mean
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Channing Tatum oh no oh yeah sorry time
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with you suck ha ha ha ha ha ha
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now there's a random person in this
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wheel all right we don't know who we
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didn't make these we're going to pick
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around a person then we're going to pick
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a random topic we want everyone who's
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watching the stream right now this is
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extremely important whatever happens in
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the world right now doesn't matter we
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need to do this we need everyone to
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tweak this person this topic for example
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Kanye West giraffe all right a good
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example don't do it and it's for a noble
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cause our entertainment yes okay why
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don't you even start spinning can we get
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some bingo music going on here keep
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spinning no no no no no he's gonna break
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it keep spinning he would normally be
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this side of the person and he does this
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little time all he does is that and then
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the interview someone for about two
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seconds who is that mighty knows Jimmy
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Fallon Jimmy power Jimmy Fallon a fella
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you're about to get the sweet love a
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Twitter roll and hold your horses we
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don't know what we don't know what to
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tweet we're gonna tweet on Mac oh it
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fell out right away oh my god i fell out
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right away alright are we ready it's not
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funny it came funny because it's such a
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weird memphis hang gliding hang gliding
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jimmy fallon find a picture of hang
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gliding tweeted to Jimmy Fallon brother
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Myrnin Julia laddie what's your favorite
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color green your favorite color is green
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did you know that's my pubes are green
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yeah they're laying right here actually
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what the fuck so the motor half replace
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them on Jack where they belong that's
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correct a weird fact I've seen
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jacksepticeye dude it's really weird
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yeah genuineness in a big pig do you
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have your dress on I think people want
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to see that well here's the thing we
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secretly he'll wait 3000 but wait is
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that my that's my donation take it I
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take it up take it up take it up take it
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up take it up big vehicles around which
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is why washing with fooling tiny little
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oh no no they're doing further working
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with my nipples allow ah which means the
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bra is ineffective of what the reason
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I'm wearing the rock yeah boy that
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covers right yeah yeah there this is so
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weird I never been too scared in my life
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you yeah i'm just getting naked I like
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it this is what I want you look so weird
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this is so weird like what are we doing
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here why are we still here all right
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there we go so difficult ok I think
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we're way past 10 minutes now so can we
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speed up the margin damn girl you look
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good better socks and sandals but is it
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really bad I can both i can i can i get
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i mean what do you want her looking for
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I'm way less like liable for like
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everything i say i think it sucks and
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tentative fine oh you just alright i'll
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vote against yellow sandals I don't see
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the big deal alright if I want to wear
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something said I actually do it you got
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a problem with that and you pick on me
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for being an old man and this is
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actually what you do might say you like
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when I where the stock themselves right
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well maybe she did now she did she
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didn't shitty no well there you go my
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argument is that the whole point of like
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wearing nice clothes to appeal to my
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dear why you never tell me this yeah she
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said I don't like his slippers in
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general by the way I don't know how bad
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the sound the white hot i think i win
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and i didn't say a word
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this one comes from Barry from Scotland
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bear from Scotland do the accent when
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you revisit all right RRR ferry from a
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pirate ship uh where can I find the most
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top quality of memes are very I'm very
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from Scotland a good fire uh well I
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don't know there's this fresh new meme
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call like it's from the movie 28 Jump
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Street tell me the name I've never heard
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of this one so there's just one part
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where Channing Tatum has to pretend that
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he's Mexican all right so he says my
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name is Jeff really everyone is talking
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about I just don't want to do when we
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put it off the mall can we put on some
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romantic music give me my phone throw it
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again don't know what I'm we can't put
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on my my name you ah no like curb your
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enthusiasm there's like one of us aside
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we are this is it this is basically
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thank you for watching Thank You the
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word day the best club I will see you
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guys next week then can we cut this
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right as we kiss ver about the kids can
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you let you spot on my hand stop coming
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out you're not gonna pee myself I gotta
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pee so back this is the word how do you
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do this I said how do you kissing my
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mighty rose look at me sounds like a mud
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yeah no look at me look at me Jeremy
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I got another confession to make
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look at me look at me ah listen it is
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