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ly friendly Felix... family friendly Felix...
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family-friendly Felix will graph...
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family friendly Felix will rise like a phoenix.
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That must be who I am, yes, it's all over
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the news so it must be true!
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*pewd's fav illuminati song*
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This song is so fucking tight.
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Family-friendly Felix I love money too much. *goin' crazy*
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Check out that shit.
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Day by Dave, that's a good one.
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That's our new intro song from now on
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forever, we're keeping this for it.
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He's done other ones?
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(le kazoo kid vibes)
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(le kazoo kid vibes)
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(le kazoo kid vibes)
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*le satanic undertones* *dude stop with the le's* *ok fine* LETS DO THIS! HEY LETS DO THIS!
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LETS DO THIS! HEY LETS DO THIS!
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That's fookin awesome.
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I gotta send this to Jack
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Am I a Nazi? Or am I family-friendly? Which one is it? (definitely a Nazi)
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I don't know anymore.. let's see what
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other people have to say PewDiePie vows
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to go family-friendly it looks like
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popular youtuber PewDiePie is continuing
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his string of 'attention-grabbing antics'
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I didn't ask you to write the fucking
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article.. you did you did on your own
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f*cking.. you reroute his article based on
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satire because you wanted to get an
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article and you're calling me out for
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attention. Fuck you! Pewdiepie claims that as a
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result of this new policy a third of his
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videos have been demonetized cutting
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into his income of four million dollars
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a year so basically what happened was I
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in a video a few days ago I made a joke
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saying I'm gonna go family-friendly now
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it was clearly a joke if you can't tell
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that whenever I wear a hat like that I'm
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probably not making a serious statement...
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"EI WHAT IS HAPPENIN? Waddap it's your boi
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PewDiePie! Big announcement, big
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announcement, big announcement let's get
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some excitement everyone got a big
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announcement I'm going family friendly now."
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So the joke is that I'm going family friendly because there's been
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some advertiser repercussion on YouTube
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it seems that channels that our family
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friendly aren't really affected. I made
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the joke, but it seemed like people don't
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understand that it was a joke I mean
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look at this satire or serious.. you
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decide *giggles at their pathetic soul* they know they know it's that
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satire but apparently I'm just doing it
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for attention and I think most of my
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fans.. understand that it was a joke as
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well but I did see I did see some people
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not understanding as well for example
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here feeling family friendly content
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also Felix put that in your mouth
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because you're a whore literally a few
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seconds later in the same fucking video
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clearly I wasn't serious about
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going family friendly.. clearly I don't really
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give a shit, okay.. I my videos have always
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been family-friendly you're you're
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getting this the wrong way as you can
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tell they've always been top notch sit
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down with your whole family no matter
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what age and just enjoy for example such
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classics as boobs boobs boobs boobs
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boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs (we need more boobs!!!) [thumbs up if you think so ;) ]
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boobs I would say that the only reason
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that people get confused whether I'm
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actually family friendly or not it's
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because these fucking article are
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posting about it. since when did it
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become ok, to write an article about
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satire I don't understand why that
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somehow acceptable it just doesn't make
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sense PewDiePie vows to go
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family-friendly as he suffer major
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advertisement loss'. Polygon posted this
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unironically and I slightly call them out
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on it and then they make another tweet
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saying low did we really take the bait
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though and then they're quoting satire
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amazing so why write the article in the
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first place then especially with the
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title like that if you get a report on
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satire what's the fucking point it's
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like saying PewDiePie states in a video
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that he's gay actually it was a joke
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great you just wasted everyone's time XD so
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here it says in the title PewDiePie vows
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to go family-friendly the first line in
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the first line they say that it's a
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satirical video but the problem here is
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something that I keep talking about that
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I keep having to pay the fucking price
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for is that it doesn't say in the title
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that it's a satire if you just read the
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title you will think; ''oh ok so felix is
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losing a bunch of money and now he's
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going to find family-friendly what a
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fucking asshole.'' and yeah it's bullshit
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and you might say ok well they put it in
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into the s-s they put it right
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underneath they put it here and the
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video so you can just check it out
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yourself the thing is people don't read
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your shitty article they just read the
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title and by proving it literally the
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first comment saying serves him right
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but come on how long do you think it
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would really last they are legit
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thinking it's true even though in the
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article you're saying that it's not why
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because they read the title and
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I'd say when your network is estimated
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around 61 million as I fucking youtuber
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you don't ever get to complain where was
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I complaining? I get comments from other
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people that I don't really know being
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like ''oh so how's your family friendly
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thing going?'' like for fucks sakes that
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was a joke everyone is posting about it
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and it's the exact same thing with all
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the Nazi shit like I'm really glad that
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most people looked into it but there's
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still a lot of people that just read
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headlines and we're like well I guess I
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guess he actually is a Nazi now because
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I read it somewhere I don't mean to keep
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complaining about these things at the
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end of the day I'm just gonna have to
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accept that this is who I am and if I
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make a joke saying I'm family-friendly
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there's going to be articles about it
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because apparently that's relevant I
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know a lot of people don't like Polygon
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I always thought Polygon was alright but
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seeing them keep making articles like
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this like reporting on satire I really
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think I really think they're better than
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that like if you want to be a serious
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gaming website why are you making
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articles like that I just don't
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understand I think you're just making
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yourself look stupid like have they no
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shame I just don't understand these
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people are they that desperate they must
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be it's this so bizarre to me because
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all vox media actually isn't it and
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Polygon owned by box? yeah it is well I
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should explain it. PewDiePie comes out
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as gay on Twitter you can't miss it
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today ok apparently I'm gay now as well
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it's too funny it's too funny these
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fucking people post about anything let's
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see what some of you guys think about
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the new family-friendly Felix [I LAVE YOU]
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Meet friendly Felix he's an extrovert and
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sociable guy he loves to spend quality
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time with his friends and wait a minute
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what's that hand movement
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stop let it stop god damn it fuck
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honestly I don't know why I even care
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like it's not even at least we'll always
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have family friendly Felix
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my videos are 10 minutes long.
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Let's say you had a normal 9-5 kind of job what
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if I told you you can do the exact same
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amount of effort give give out more to
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the people that consume your products
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and get three times the amount of
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revenue would you not take it I don't
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fucking think so ok don't be mad at me
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we met at YouTube ok I didn't make up
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these fucking stupid as rules around 10
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minutes videos it's fucking stupid I
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watch a lot of my older videos like from
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2016 a lot of them were like four
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minutes five minutes and i think that
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works out fine a lot of times but a lot
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of times it just feels too short having
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a daily video that's just like five or
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six minutes it just feels i don't know i
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think 10 is the good length anyway what
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do you what do you think let me know I
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don't it's a lot of more effort like
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it's a lot a lot of extra work to get it
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to 10 minutes and still keep the same
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quality and we're really trying hard to
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do that every single day so stop
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complaining god damn it [WE LAVE YU POODS] [ALSO NICE JOB, EXACTLY 10 MINUTES]
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