Cheated by my girlfriend? (100% not clickbait) _ Catch A Lover _ ★ PewDiePie ★

           

Transcript video

0:00

[Ken] Dog!     

0:01

[Pewds] Hes peeing on the floor!

0:03

[Pewds] Biscuit no!!!

0:05

[Pewds] Bad! Bad dog!

0:06

[Pewds] AAAAAA! I fell in it! Oh shit! Oh you're drowning in it..!

0:11

[Pewds] Oh no ma wife!

0:14

[Pewds] My- AHHHHHHHH

0:15

[Ken] So.. We have to be..

0:17

[Ken] We gotta be the husband and lover right? Thats all we got.

0:19

[Pewds] Thats all you got, look at the characters, select the character

0:22

*pewds chuckle*

0:23

*chuckling intestifies* [Ken] Yeah

0:24

*ken laughing* [Pewds] Lover, Wife

0:26

[Pewds] Husband.. [Ken] The dog! [Pewds] Or a dog..

0:28

[Pewds] Okay, I'll be uh...

0:31

[Pewds] I'll be uh.... Lover.

0:33

[Pewds] Oh my gaaad! I just had sex with no one!

0:36

[Ken] Is somebody in my house having sex with no ne?!

0:38

[Pewds] Aw shit I hope the dog doesn't catch me

0:42

[Pewds] Oh I got the keys, okay.

0:44

[Pewds] What am I doing in this game? Oh-

0:47

[Ken] Where are you? [Pewds] You'll never find me

0:50

[Pewds] Yes

0:51

*ken laughing*

0:52

[Pewds] Fuck yeah i'll bail it- AHH NOO I-

0:54

*pewds screaming* [Ken] Are you serious?!

0:57

[Pewds] I broke all my legs! [Ken] What?!

1:00

[Ken] Wha- [Pewds] I jumped from the balcony!

1:03

[Pewds] Oh god [Ken] Okay! [Pewds] Oh God

1:05

[Pewds] My god, fuck, I found the keys last time..

1:07

[Pewds] I have a banana, its okay.

1:08

[Ken] PEWDIEPIE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!

1:11

[Pewds] OHHHH SHITTTT [Ken] ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!?!

1:14

[Pewds] Nah, get all the bananas

1:15

[Ken] You better not be taking my bananas!!

1:18

[Pewds] Fuck the bananas make me slow, shit

1:20

[Ken] Where the fuck are you?!

1:21

[Pewds] Wait, you're in the wrong bedroom boi

1:23

[Ken] OHH

1:25

[Ken] Not my daughters (wife??) bedroom!

1:26

[Pewds] Eh, *SCREAM*

1:28

(turn ur volume down)

1:29

[Ken] COME HERE (inaudible)

1:31

[Pewds] No! Eat the banana!

1:32

[Ken] Ow banana!

1:33

[Pewds] YEEEAHHH GOT EM WITH THE BANANA TRICK

1:38

[Ken] Where'd you go?

1:40

[Pewds] The good ol' banana trick! Fuck you man!

1:43

[Pewds] Oh

1:44

[Pewds] Ey- Hey officer, STAY IN YOUR GROUND OFFICER

1:47

[Ken] Uh Oh! DON'T SELL ME BRO

1:49

[Pewds] YEAH THATS RIGHT YOU BETTA WATCH OUT

1:51

[Pewds] YOU- NO- NOT A- NOT A STEP CLOSER

1:54

[Ken] GET OUTTA MY HOUSE [Pewds] NOT A STEP CLOSER

1:57

[Ken] GET ON OUTTA HERE YA HIPPIE

1:58

[Pewds] I FUCKED YOUR WIFE BITCH

2:00

[Pewds] YEAHHHH *ken screaming or smthn*

2:02

[Pewds] THATS RIGHT MUTHA FUCKAAA

2:05

[Pewds] banana peel

2:06

[Pewds] BANANA PEEL

2:08

[Pewds] BANANA

2:09

[Ken] I'm tired(?) of your bananas!

2:11

[Ken] IVE BEEN MARIO KART I NOW HOW THIS GOES

2:13

[Pewds] Uh- fuck- AH STOP HURTING ME [Ken] pUSSY

2:15

[Ken] Sonovabitch!

2:17

[Ken] *inaudible* banana peels everywhere!

2:18

[Ken] AHHH! FUCK

2:21

[Ken] Banana peel!

2:21

[Pewds] What was that sound?!

2:23

[Ken] Those were on the stairs?!

2:25

*ken screaming* [Pewds] YEAHHHHH

2:25

[Ken] Bro! Don't taze me bro!

2:27

[Pewds] I tazed you [Ken] *inaudible* the stairs

2:30

[Pewds] Fuck where are my clothessss

2:32

[Pewds] Yeah no, you're rich [Ken] GET OUT OF MY LAUNDRY ROOM (isnt that a closet) *pewds scream*

2:34

[Pewds] AH SHIT FUCK aHH (what happened to FFF felix) [Ken] GET OUT BITCH

2:35

[Pewds] aH- I didn't- I'm innocent!

2:37

[Pewds] I FOUND THE KEYS!

2:38

[Pewds] I FOUND THE KEYS!!!!! x2 [Ken] Don't touch my donuts! x2

2:41

[Pewds] YEAHHHHH [Ken] NO!!

2:43

[Pewds] YEAHHH BITCH!! [Ken] You can't get out of the gate! NO!

2:45

[Ken] No!! NO!! [Pewds] FUCK YOU!! [Ken] You cant!!

2:50

[Ken] Thats what you get for sleeping with my daughter!! (WIFE????)

2:53

[Pewds] But it was your wife! (exactly)

2:55

[Kens] DUN DUN DUUUNN!

2:57

[Pewds] Alright should we switch roles? [Ken] Alright.

3:00

[Pewds] Good game!

3:01

[Ken] Yeah that was a good game, good game. [Pewds] Good game

3:03

[Pewds] Should of given him a Pepsi ( ;

3:06

[Pewds] Who did you invite in my house Marzia!

3:08

[Ken] *Marzia voice* Oh no Felix (Pewds) no one!

3:10

[Ken] *Marzia voice* No one is here ( ;

3:11

[Pewds] God dammit Marzia

3:14

[Ken] You'll never find me

3:16

[Ken] Fuck, oh god shit

3:17

[Pewds] Is that CinnamonTo-

3:19

[Pewds] What was that?! x2

3:21

[Pewds] Huh?

3:22

(turn down your volume)

3:24

[Pewds] NOOO!! BANANA!!!

3:25

*kens evil laugh though*

3:27

[Ken] GOT HIS ASS [Pewds] IM GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

3:30

[Pewds] BOI [Ken] FUCK!

3:31

[Ken] AHHHH NO

3:32

*inhuman sound*

3:33

[Pewds] AINT NO BANANAS GONNA SAVE YOU

3:35

[Pewds] Oh that was way too easy!! What the fuck!

3:37

[Pewds] I thought I was just damaging you

3:39

[Ken] I was trying to get you to step on the banana in the middle of the floor but you kept going around it

3:43

[Pewds] Aw fuck, its gotta be a fresh banana

3:46

[Pewds] Lets do that again!

3:47

[Pewds] Where are you, you sonovabitch

3:49

[Pewds] Marzia! I love you! Why'd you do this?!

3:52

[Ken] *Marzia voice* Felix I don't love you anymore

3:53

[Pewds] No!!

3:54

[Ken] *Marzia voice* You do not like my spaghetti

3:56

[Pewds] I don't believe that thats you Marzia! When I found you-

3:59

[Ken] *Marzia voice* What are you talking about Felix

4:01

[Pewds] This game is so lackluster with two because clearly theres supposed to be like a cheater or whatever

4:05

[Pewds] Where the fuck are you?

4:06

[Ken] i'M NO- I mean *cough* I'm nowhere.

4:09

[Ken] Uhh

4:10

[Pewds] What? Marzia!

4:12

[Pewds] NO!

4:13

[Pewds] Hey! Hey you can't hit this i'm strafing!

4:15

[Pewds] I'm strafing! You can't hit this! (Strafing means moving side to side)

4:17

[Pewds] Fuck you! Fuck you man! [Ken] I'm timed out

4:20

[Pewds] The fuck you timed-

4:21

[Ken] AHH!

4:23

[Pewds] Bitch, you missed!

4:25

[Pewds] BITCH YOU DEAD NOW

4:26

[Pewds] AHH BANANA PEEL! *ken laughing*

4:28

[Pewds] DAMMIT! Oh you trapped now! [Ken] I'M STUCK I CANT MOVE

4:30

[Pewds] Uh, fuck, kids room

4:32

[Pewds] Theres the keys actually

4:34

[Ken] Oh wow

4:35

[Pewds] KIDDING! BI- [Ken] AH! [Pewds] no i'm just kdding [Ken] BANANA!

4:39

[Ken] You made me dra- You made me poop a banana out [Pewds] Did you just fucking banana me man?

4:43

[Pewds] Hey, walk over it and see if it does anything

4:46

[Ken] I'm immune to bananas.

4:47

[Pewds] Wait what the fuck- (turn volume down)

4:48

*pewds scream* *ken laughing*

4:51

[Pewds] God dammit!

4:52

[Ken] Oh heres a doughnut, how about a doughnut?

4:54

[Pewds] Can I dough- [Ken] Oh nevermind

4:55

[Pewds] Oh you stup- You cold hearted son of a b-

4:58

[Pewds] DONT- NO! [Ken] FUCK YOU! [Pewds] DON'T DO IT!

5:03

[Pewds] I'm just gonna...

5:04

[Pewds] Dude you're not fucking downstairs you fucking asshole!

5:07

[Pewds] Looking at the street!

5:07

[Pewds] Whats that music? WHYS THERE A BANANA PEEL HERE

5:10

[Pewds] I'm walking around now, that banana peel was not there before

5:16

[Pewds] You're playing the T.V sonovabitch!

5:20

[Pewds] The fuck is it- What are you doing some mindfucking me with your-

5:23

[Pewds] GOD DAMN BANANA PEEL

5:27

*spooked* [Pewds] OH JAVLA- YOU SCARED ME!

5:29

[Pewds] FUCK YOU!

5:30

[Pewds] FUUCK YOU

5:31

[Pewds] i'M GONNA GET CHA YA MUTHA FUCKAAAA

5:35

[Ken] YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME COPPER!

5:37

[Pewds] WHERE ARE YOU, SONOVABITCH

5:39

[Ken] AHH

5:41

sick dodging skills mate

5:44

[Pewds] FUCK YOU!

5:45

[Pewds] OH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU GOIN?

5:49

[Pewds] Where you goin there huh

5:52

[Ken] You're so close! [Pewds] Wait

5:53

[Pewds] Where the fuck did you go?!

5:55

[Pewds] What?!

5:57

[Pewds] WHAT?! (im mindblown too)

5:58

[Pewds] HES GOT CAMOUFLAGE!

6:00

[Ken] I DONT KNOW WHERE IM GOING HERE

6:02

[Pewds] STAND STILL BOI

6:03

[Ken] NO!

6:05

[Ken] (where?) MY CLOTHES AT? WHERE THE KEYS AT?

6:07

[Pewds] The clothes are upstairs

6:09

[Ken] Where upstairs? [Pewds] Fo-

6:11

[Ken] Get out of the way! I cant get out of the door!

6:13

[Pewds] Follow me, I'll show- I'll take you to your clothes kind sir

6:16

[Ken] Oh :D

6:17

[Pewds] Yes, just follow me, yes. There are your pants

6:22

[Pewds] Here

6:24

[Pewds] Go get them. [Ken] Wh-

6:26

[Ken] Wh- Why are my- Why are my pants outside?

6:29

[Pewds] Why don't you come and get your pants?

6:32

[Pewds] Just get your pants

6:33

[Ken] I got my trusty remote control

6:35

[Pewds] Well I got a FUCKEN TAZ-

6:38

[Pewds] Oh you got a remote control?

6:40

[Pewds] You gonna block me with that remote control?

6:42

[Ken] Yeah bro, gonna- gonna- AHH

6:45

[Pewds] THATS MY FUCKEN REMOTE CONTROL YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

6:49

[Ken] I- [Pewds] OH SHIT HES GOT HIS PANTS BACK ON!

6:52

[Ken] YEAH!! :D

6:53

[Pewds] COME BACK HERE!

6:55

[Ken] FUCK! THERES NO-

6:56

[Pewds] OH! OH! oH! oHH! ooH! YES! yeS!

7:01

[Pewds] Where the fuck did you go?!

7:04

[Pewds] BITCH!

7:05

[Pewds] BITCH!

7:07

[Pewds] Fucken-

7:07

[Ken] AHH! AH! I ate my doughnut NOO!

7:10

(did he just say my penis)

7:12

[Pewds] GOTTEM!

7:12

[Pewds] Now, can someone else join? (maybe someone with the name Cry?)

7:14

[Ken] If anybody wants to play, you can download this game called Catch A Lover

7:18

[Ken] And.. You can play a couple rounds with us for a video.

7:21

[Pewds] I'm starting to question...

7:23

[Pewds] Your.. Uh... Your audience a bit

7:25

[Pewds] Theres 800 people.

7:26

[Pewds] Watching a stream. But they won't play.. No one-

7:31

[Pewds] OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* ken joining in*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo

7:35

[Pewds] Elliot just wrote "Woof Woof Bitch"

7:38

[Ken] Woof woof ( ;

7:39

[Pewds] Shut the fuck up Elliot- I'm just kidding

7:42

[Pewds] YES

7:46

[Pewds] Go! Alright!

7:48

[Ken] Oh! Hey baby

7:49

[Pewds] Ahh, no no no not hey

7:51

[Pewds] More like... Heyy (;

7:53

[Ken] Heyy (; those nippes though [Pewds] hallo

7:55

[Pewds] Wait don't look at MY nipples, look at...

7:57

[Ken] Don't, don't, don't- OH I BE LOOKIN OOH HOO HOO HOO

8:00

[Pewds] What? What did you do?

8:01

[Ken] OH MYYYYY

8:03

[Ken] What are you gonna do with this banana here big boy

8:05

[Pewds] Eyyy you like banana?

8:07

[Ken] hoho yeah

8:07

[Pewds] You like banana? Why don't you come here then?

8:10

[Ken] O- Oh- I love- oH YEAH

8:13

[Pewds] WHAT? ITS NOT WORKING?

8:15

[Ken] OH YEAH i lOVE BANANas

8:17

[Pewds] No- Sh

8:18

[Pewds] Alright help me find- OH i found a key! Yes!

8:21

[Ken] Oh nice!

8:21

[Pewds] Alright help me find my clothes!

8:23

[Pewds] Dat ass tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

8:24

[Pewds] That ass though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [Ken] You like that?

8:25

[Pewds] My pants! I found my shirt!

8:28

[Ken] Oh! Where was it?

8:29

[Pewds] It was right here!

8:30

[Ken] *granny voice???* We've been all over this house making mad *inaudible* love [Pewds] Thats right yeah you sound abit weird

8:34

[Ken] *woman voice???* You just take my husbands doughnut? *GASP*

8:36

[Ken] He loves his donuts [Pewds] Get the gun!

8:37

[Ken] Look at- [Pewds] Get the gun and shoot him

8:39

[Ken] I cant- I cant pick it up, it wont let me

8:41

[Ken] I don't know how to use a gun

8:42

[Pewds] What the fuck are you good for then?!

8:44

[Ken] You can crou- Wait.. Am i crouching?

8:47

[Pewds] No, I wouldn't call that crouching

8:51

[Ken] Is that a key on the floor?

8:52

[Pewds] Its another key.. yeah

8:55

[Ken] Those keys..

8:57

[Ken] Did you flip the couch over?

8:58

[Ken] Oh you'll ruin the *inaudible* (feng shui?)

9:00

[Pewds] How did I flip the couch over? [Ken] How could you do this?

9:03

[Pewds] Oh shit no!

9:04

[Pewds] Woah, what the fuck is with the couch?!

9:07

[Ken] Push the couch

9:08

[Pewds] Its my line(?) of defense!

9:09

[Ken] Oh its the dog! [PEWDS] OH THE DOG! (tag urself i'm pewds)

9:11

[Pewds] AHH THE DOG

9:12

[Pewds] AHH THE COP [Ken] AHH THE COP

9:13

[Pewds] SHOOT THE DOG! (nvm im not pewds anymore)

9:14

[Pewds] SHOOT

9:15

[Pewds] THEm

9:16

[Ken] Come at the door!

9:17

[Pewds] I SHOT A DOG !! i sHOT THE DOG (prepare for a new wsj article)

9:20

[Ken] *wife voice* HUSBAND NO! HUSBAND! OH HUSBAND!

9:22

[Pewds] BANANAS!

9:24

bANANAS!

9:25

[Ken] The dogs attacking!

9:27

[Ken] *woman voice* Oh no!

9:29

[Pewds] GOTTEM

9:30

[Pewds] GOT THEM

9:31

[Ken] Oh so sad

9:33

*ken laughing*

9:36

[Ken] *wife voice* oH HUSBAND NO DONT DO IT!

9:38

[Pewds] OH SHIT (oh shit)

9:39

[Pewds] oH SHIT (im shook)

9:40

*ken screaming* [Pewds] HOH SHIT

9:41

[Ken] HE PUNCHED ME!

9:42

[Pewds] OH MY GOD

9:44

[Pewds] oH MY GOD

9:47

[Pewds] I cant bELIEVE HE KILLED *voice crack* HIS WIFE

9:50

*more screaming*

9:50

look at the doggo

9:51

[Pewds] What the fuck- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

9:54

[Pewds] OH NICE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) OH SHIT YOU'RE BACK

9:57

[Pewds] sHIT x2

9:58

*ken screaming* [Pewds] oH SHIT HE KIL-

10:02

[Pewds] WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! YOU'RE-

10:05

[Ken] OHH THEY'RE HURTING(?) [Pewds] KI-

10:07

(is that the sound of a dying whale) [Ken] ooh that ass though

10:09

[Ken] Ooh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10:10

[Pewds] KEEP ATTACKING THEM

10:15

[Pewds] I GOT A STUN GUN

10:16

[Ken] WHERE IS HE?!

10:17

[Pewds] FUCK I MISSED THE DOG

10:19

[Pewds] Wheres my fucking pants

10:21

[Ken] I thought you love me

10:22

[Ken] How could you do this- AHHH

10:24

[Pewds] I hear you when you get beaten too you just hear a shmack

10:27

[Pewds] Across the room

10:29

[Pewds] Its a beautiful sound (all i hear is a new wsj article)

10:31

[Pewds] Dude I found four stun guns

10:32

[Pewds] If they come here..

10:34

*ken laughing* [Pewds] They're fucked

10:36

[Pewds] I got tazers [Ken] Their house is so huge, who made this house?!

10:40

[Pewds] Whoever lives in this house is fuckin lost *insert english*

10:43

[Ken] They gotta be like a murderer- whats that guys name? Holmes or whatever

10:47

[Ken] Ow eyyyy..

10:48

[Pewds] Fuck, I tried to stun you. Sorry.

10:50

[Ken] How dare you!

10:52

[Pewds] Alright, Alright.

10:54

[Pewds] Alright help me find my god damn pants

10:56

*idk what pewds said* [Ken] Biscuit! Bad dog!

10:57

[Pewds&Ken] *calling biscuit a bad dog*

11:01

[Pewds] Bad dogger! Evil Dogger! Go away!

11:03

[Pewds] Biscuit! You're better than this!

11:06

[Pewds] Sit!

11:08

[Ken] Hes supposed to pee on the floor somehow..

11:10

[Ken] Have like a full water thing and you can pee on the floor

11:12

[Ken] *something* dog! [Pewds] Oh yeah wait dog come here

11:14

[Pewds] Theres water here so the dog can drink the water and then piss

11:17

[Pewds] Dog come in here (isn't his name biscuit or elliot or something)

11:19

[Ken] You just gotta wait, drink that water!

11:21

*groAN

11:22

[Pewds] No, don't hit me! For fucks sake

11:23

[Ken] Biting your ankles

11:24

[Pewds] Drink the water you stupid dogger

11:26

[Ken] Drink the water dog!

11:28

[Ken] Drink the- Oh

11:29

[Pewds] Oh

11:29

[Ken] Oh

11:30

[Pewds] Oh [Ken] Oh

11:31

*screaming and laughing*

11:40

[Pewds] Beat the wife! The wife did it!

11:42

[Pewds] You're supposed to take off the egg(?)

11:45

[Ken] Dog!

11:46

[Pewds] Hes peeing on the floor!

11:48

[Pewds] Biscuit no!

11:50

*disciplining biscuit*

11:51

[Pewds] AGHHH I FELL IN IT

11:54

[Pewds] OH SHIT- OH YOU'RE DROWNING IN IT

11:57

[Pewds] NO MY WIFE!

11:59

[Pewds] MY- AHHHH * ken screaming *

12:02

*pewds screaming* [Ken] HUSBAND PLEASE!

12:04

*more screaming*

12:08

*and.. more screaming* [Ken] Oh no!

12:10

[Pewds] Nooo!

12:10

[Ken] boobs though!

12:11

And that kids..

12:13

Is how I met your mother -_-