Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Channing Tatum Simulator ★ PewDiePie ★





Transcript video

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Brother!
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It`s been too long (YEP)
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Hey, how's it going bros?
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Aaaa
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My Name is PewDiePie!
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I've been scavenging the INTERNET (rly poods?)
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and I found this game (yay)
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that i have never seen anyone play before :O
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*FREAKS OUT* EHEHEH
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It's a joke. (srsly)
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everyone has played this game
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It's an old classic
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It's a fine wine
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A fine wine of video games
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i'm talkin' of course is facade
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*dat moosic doe*
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*wat*
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Mah name'a JEFF
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MAH NAME'A JEFF!!
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If you haven't played this game before
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you are supposed to
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save the relation of trip and grace
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*knock knock knock*
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Penny!
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PENNY
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PEHNEEY
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PEHNEYY
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JEFF!
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MAH NAME'EH JEFF
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*dat face* UHH
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OOOOOOOOOOOOO
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eheh i forgot how tidy is arse is
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oh man
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jeff has problem walking trips ass my
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god oh my god i 8 ball i remember this
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will i get trips ass tonight who knows
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that is the chance Barris a god there is
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a chance okay the goal here is to break
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them up i will go for Josh there's that
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bitch I would go for trip song stay away
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hi how are you Oh stay away stay away
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from me demon child oh no and make
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yourself at home okay fine to stay away
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I'm protected by their rainbow dildo the
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sculptures nope I used to be so into
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collect hawk Connie you're injured Hawks
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hey you love your sculpt here so much
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i'm not even allowed to touch them trick
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your poker buddies used them as ashtrays
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Oh anyhow Jeff Jeff Jeff I like to look
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at tricks ass my name is jeff i'll let
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you flirt with me just one time cuz
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we're friends hey come here says come
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here you're hugging me how nice of you
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you like that you like that great
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friend after so long I want to be great
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Franklin there's a problem Jeff yeah
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yeah that's my name nothing's wrong
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everything's fine Wow seeing you again
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love say my name is a wonderful times we
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all used to have in the sexy done
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dungeon oh I think we're gonna need it
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Hey look at their fucking face exec okay
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Jeff yes what does this picture make you
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think Oh trip don't pour a friend on the
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spot like that in a word what does this
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say to you never do my name is one word
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okay yeah romance ah it says romance god
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damn it I always get it wrong great can
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you go away yeah JK grace is ugly oh oh
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oh someone get that boat where did I put
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it is buck how can you Jeff know my name
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at Jeff oh it's my dad individually I'm
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not saying anything it's still ringing
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okay he's being annoying as usual just
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just hang it up hello give me give me a
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hug
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well I was awkward are you guys not
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going to say anything you're just Jeff
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how about dies that's a good
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conversation starter okay hi Rick do you
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do squats
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okay there's no way to communicate Jeff
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okay all right I get it you guys don't
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want me here fine I don't care I don't
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care anymore I just walked through the
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door good game good game what the fuck
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happened all right why don't we try
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another name see if that's more
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productive car fucking cause that really
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a name car what up y'all that's a cool
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name it's not a name fucking League of
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Legends character name it 12 I'm 12 yes
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I am penny penny penny penny gah bazinga
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fancies entry pass is it big sure thing
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told you confirmed trips ass confirmed
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ah here hey Paul just tripped love me oh
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my god ha hi how are you i am so happy
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to see you after so long brother it's
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been too long cowan's hard drives a
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martini sound how does oh yeah you are
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near the kind of person in itself help
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and stare god I don't shake em okay I'm
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just gonna go my god what are you doing
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it right now oh well maybe you'd like
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some juice or move a Brita here haha ok
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and makes me remember the little times
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we all used to have trap hop oh well
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thanks wait that's not a compliment huh
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you always have such nice things to say
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he's the nice nips
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oh I'm kissing now I'm kissing j/k I'm
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getting right ha that's it you've got a
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fucking Jamison gosh you can expect to
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clean up no you know let me stay at we
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can put up with a lot but we have our
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limits you know let me in let kind I'm
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so bad at this game ah it's been too
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long look I have friends ha look at all
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my friends hi how are you i am so happy
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to see you after so long yeah how are
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you doing I just asked him that well i'm
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asking him to hey um wait you think
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Maria that's right Maria haha oh you're
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you're quite the Kidder tonight trip
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hahaha yeah eating maria never afraid to
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say anything that pops into your mind
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wait you think I'm cheating on grace yes
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with me he looks so happy about it yes
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you uh you're really you're
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cheating yeah that's my boy hey cartel
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see how witty nice Kyle no so good on a
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fake how do I play there's only so much
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you can expect you know that's Christ
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Jeff are you are you leaving the room
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anyway where's your bed can't remember
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what we were talking about oh yeah i
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line my very very difficult to each his
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grind dad the whole right what do you
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think
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yeah Jeff what do you say oh my god oh
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my god is no scary this game is a
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fucking horror game I swear to God Jesus
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no no I really think we have this won't
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trust me trust me you're look at how
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beautiful maybe you'd like some juice or
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mineral water yeah no we need to open
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this all have our friend is here we're
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going to enjoy ourselves that's all
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there is to it I've been dying to try
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this Bordeaux for a long time it's a
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perfect anniversary wine is it fuck you
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bitch shut the fuck up this bag the fuck
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up and I forgot you sometimes I feel
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like our whole marriage is just for show
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I don't know what you really feel Oh
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where's yeah are you doing can you
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believe it here I know it's crazy what I
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what are you saying to me god damn Italy
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I try to reach out to you I try to be
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romantic with you but you're cold and
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distant I do I really try yeah what I'm
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going to ask you something grace okay
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great let me ask all right okay I'm
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ready finally tell me what do you want
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what do you want yes or no okay in a
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marriage shouldn't one person try to
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make their spouse a better person even
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if they don't want it what is this tough
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one it's a really tough one um Jeff my
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name is Jeff you know I've never wanted
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anyone but you no no no burn she earned
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bed I mean no Jeff you wanted me I know
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yeah I've had enough of this bullshit
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Jeff I know what you're trying to hint
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at about me what about what yeah our
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marriage you're gay and you want to run
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it where you want the truth huh yes yes
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the truth please great give me the truth
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do you want Josh yeah i think the
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attention to what you've been saying
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tonight thank you finally pushing me
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I have been because I know under I
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really might friend or not well now your
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friend I'm your love I ask you this yes
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or no okay really think that flirting
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with me praising grace flirting with
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grace and worst of all seeing that
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letter with ever-loving success has to
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realize something about myself from all
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is what you get in tonight's supposed to
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add up some out of something
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my name is Jeff

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