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UGH!..
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Family friendly f..(jibberish)
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sorry I didn't think
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Family friendly Felix!
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Welcome!
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Welcome, everyone! Clap it up! (applause)
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Clap it up, everybody!
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Family friendly Felix here!
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And I'm just!- I don't know how to make it stop.. (applause stops)
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Um..
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I'm not making any money.
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As you may not know, there's an adpocalypse going on right now.
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There's no ads on Youtube.
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No ads. Okay?
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They're all gone, they all pulled out.
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Because apparently, there was... uh ads on a racist video.
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So everyone was like, "UH I'm out."
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Aright.
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There's, there's what? 9 billion videos on Youtube?
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AH, that one that said racist on it!
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Nope!
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I'm out!
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1 out of 9 billion
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Fuck you!
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If you see an ad on this video...
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You praise that shit, like the fucking sun.
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Okay?
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Praise that shit, boi
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I want you to suck that.... FAMILY FRIENDLY FELIX HERE
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by the way...
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I want you to
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gently...make sweet ....*blanks*
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Family friendly ...
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uhm
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*laughs nervously*
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need to learn how to use this fuckin sound board
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Alright so lets have a look here and see what
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did my last video make
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on ads.
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a hundred dollars?!
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*gun shot*
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the irony here is that i made more on youtube red revenue
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So! check out my new show...uh..
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oh wait, fuck
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uh...they fucked that up too
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the news outlet that broke
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this story about
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uh....the racist video
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was none other...the enemy of YouTube
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*laughs*
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The wall street journal.. I'm not kidding
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they're back at it again
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remember when I... I
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did the whole *fuck you finger*
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try again mother fuckers
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(try again mother fuckers)
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you weren't supposed to actually do it
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WHAT THE HELL MAN
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GODDAMNIT!
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FUCK
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FUCKING YOUTUBE RED. I'm fucked.
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oka ...im just..dont panic
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I'm sure no one else is panicking
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"I declare war on the Wall Street Journal'
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OKAY maybe people are panicking
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just a little bit.....just a LITTLE bit
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thats fine... desperate times call... comes desperate measurements
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and FAMILY FRIENDLY FELIX got a plan
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boi
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I got a..
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I've got a... I've got a plan
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how did we do it back in the day?
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ok?
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HOW did they do it back in the good ol' day of youtube 7 years ago?
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*shows a video from 10 years ago* THIS is the content we need to go back to
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ok?
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this is..
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10 TIMES BETTER
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"charlie bit me"
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its genius...its brilliant
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its...almost a billion views.
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*knocking* my sound board's not..
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*JACK SPEDICY'S INTRO* OHHHHH...
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MINECRAFT. The game i have been avoiding since i started youtube
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MINECRAFT
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the BEST game in the goddamn world
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MINECRAFT
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THATS what people want.
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MINECRAFT
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more MINECRAFT. we need more MINECRAFT
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FINALLY i am going to play minecraft
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i haven't played it..in i dont know how many years
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i refuse to play it but here..... *look intensifies*
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£18?
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i cant afford that ._.
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LUCKILY im swedish...and i have a secret..secret...uh...secret plan
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for this .-.
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doesn't wait...doesn't windows come with..
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OH it does
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it does okay...
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cool ._.
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HEY ITS CHEAPER
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oh fuck that...free trial
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" Add your microsoft.."
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I DONT HAVE A MICROSOFT ACCOUNT
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its THIS hard to be family friendly
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ok...aw fuck, ok
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toms....toms guide. YES
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this is what i wanted
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YESSS
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I QUIT. I QUIT
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im now living in the minecraft world
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HELLO SHEEP you'll be my new friend
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they do roleplaying when they play minecraft so they do like funny voices
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"hellooo i am sheep. HA! le memes"
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there wa-
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sheep what did you build over there?
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"i dont know"
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See im really good at this..
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im REALLY good at this
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AWH hell AWH...
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GODDAMNIT SHEEP
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you gone get it
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you gone get it....you gone get it boy
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i beat the shit out of you
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fuck piece of shit
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fuck piece of...goddamnit
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NO REGRATS
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*dab to the sad music*
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*switches to minecraft music*
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people play this game everyday?
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alright then
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*breaking grass blocks*
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i guess if im gonna live in the new minecraft world i need to build a house
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this is where i live now
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ok
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alright...goddamnit
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its gonna be...pretty fucking cool guys
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i mean...pretty cool...pretty SWELL (that save tho)
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and also just know that there is not
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a platform and services related to virtual communities in which members interact primarily on the internet
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okay?
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this is NOT that
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you know im actually enjoying the game which makes me think maybe i have autism after all?
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im building a wall!
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im building a wall..
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if trumps not gonna do it
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Family friendly felix is gonna do it
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alright we're gonna build a wall
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you know that concept with family friendliness?
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people aren't just gonna go back on it okay?
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the reason why people love youtube
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is because...
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it's free and it's open
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and you can say whatever you want
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it's not like television where everything is behind executive producers
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and people telling "no you cant say that!"
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because then we'll do this
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and "no you cant say that" sadjhasdjl
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it seems like youtube..
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is forced to turning into television at this point
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thats gonna be bad for everyone
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you want youtube to continue being a free platform
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i would want youtube to be...a free platform
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i understand that advertises need to feel like
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they're spending money and it's not showing up on racist videos
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i understand that 100%
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like..thats a terrible thing, if i was spending money
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and i saw my ads showing up on racist videos i would be like *wtf*
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but the whole thing is just so..massivly overblown
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it's so typical
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for these things to just get way bigger then they should be, in the media
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talking first hand here. It's...its like what?
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5 videos they discovered...i...based on the whole platform?
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there's like what? 9 billion videos on youtube
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and..and people are worried about five
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I agree its.. like its still a problem
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but is it...ugh
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should everyone on the platform be
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affected by 5 racist dudes?
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EGH
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that just doesn't really make sense to me..at least
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im sure youtube will b-bounce back and i hope..
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I PRAY
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for everyone
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thats a smaller channel
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that they can hang in there for now
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uhhh.... because
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i used to be at a point on youtube
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where i was so dependent on my next paycheck
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i didnt have anything set up. i had just started off
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and i-i needed that monthly paycheck so...
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this month, most likely a lot of creators are not gonna get paid
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so its weird to combat that
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just a lil bit
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uh...i wanted to do another shout out competition. ive done a couple in the past.
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so if you're interested in getting a shoutout
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uhhh...they been...they've been successful
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and pretty good so.
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check out the link in the description
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there's specific rules and i really appreciate that you go by them
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uh, make sure that you are quick and concise
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with.. following them
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if theres too much text im not going to have time to read it
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and im just going to have to skip it. no smugness intended
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but im...but im fine
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like...im not going to stop making videos just because im not making money
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i...i meant it when i said
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i-i do it because i love it...and
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THAT BENG SAID
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IF YOU SEE AN AD
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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♫ Praise, Praise, Praise the sun ♫
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also uhm
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going to twitch now...pft *laughs*
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i decided this before. okay?
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before anything, so don't read-ed it the wrong way
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but i-i wanted to start doing streams on twitch
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so uh...we are gonna do a weekly stream
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over at twitch, its starts... SUNDAY
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this sunday i mean...
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so uhm over at youtube.com/netglow
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netglow is the brand that i wanted to create
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thaaahht i wanted revelmode to be
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but no one liked the name
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check the...i mean netglow
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it means cooler on the internet then in person
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i think thats a pretty fucking perfect name
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so its going to be...
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a streaming show once a week
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potentially more... i really want it to be something
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AHHHHH sort of like we did with revel mode or like we did with cringemas cause that was so much fun
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uh so definitely be sure to check that out
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come show your support
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uh...PRAISE..ya know
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and all that stuff-
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*dat face
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